Do you C what I C?

 

Everything is SO BLOODY mechanical in life! Tch.

include<STD.h>
include<ISD.h>
include<PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Perfect guy
main()
{
goto Bookshop;
scanf(“100%”,&XYchromosome);
if(boy ==Tall )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf(“Hi, have I seen you somewhere?”);
scanf(“100%”,&reply);
}
if(reply == “Silence”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == “Raised eyebrow “)
exit(1); //exit with an error code
else if(reply == “Yeah, how about coffee?”)
{
lover =Smart ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(bookshop);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto movie;
movie:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
Nachos++;
Coffee++;
}

if(time ==6.00)
{
goto mall;
free(lover);
return(home);
}
if(time ==9.30)
goto dinner;
dinner:
{
friends++;
party++;
alcohol++;
if(dinner.close()){ pay->bill;
come->out;}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
polo++;
}
friendsroom: { goto sleep; }
sleep: { *(dream)=love; }

}

P.S. Pardon the many syntax errors, it’s been a while since I coded anything.

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