Me : S, there’s this place called House of Condoms in Lucky Plaza that my friend told me about. We should totally check it out. It has the craziest shit.
S : Super. I’ll pick up some stuff for A from there.
Me : S, are we doing Sentosa Island?
*prolonged uncomfortable silence*
S : (with characteristic poker face) It’s boring.
Me : I love you. Can’t tell you how much. (hug)