Category Archives: Vintage posters

“Take off your silver spurs and help me pass the time”

They say that with great power, comes great responsibility. I’m learning the nuances of being a lady and boy, am I loving the things I can get away with by just acting a little cute! She took the silver spurs, … Continue reading

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Do you C what I C?

  Everything is SO BLOODY mechanical in life! Tch. include<STD.h> include<ISD.h> include<PCO.h> #include<love.h> #define¬†Perfect guy main() { goto Bookshop; scanf(“100%”,&XYchromosome); if(boy ==Tall ) line++; while( !reply ) { printf(“Hi, have I seen you somewhere?”); scanf(“100%”,&reply); } if(reply == “Silence”) main(); … Continue reading

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And nothing else mattress.

Weekend. A week’s worth of accumulated sleep. I feel so tired. Not just physically, also mentally. Today was a bad day. Feeling lonely. Feeling lost. Some people think in the loo, some people think with music, I think while riding … Continue reading

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There’s no such thing as small change

These days, I’m afraid to blink. Do you realize that every time you blink, you lose a moment of your life that you have left unobserved and that it’s a moment you can never regain? Things are happening so fast … Continue reading

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There’s magic in a Kolynos smile.

Have you ever had hamsters do the tango in your stomach when someone you were watching surreptiously, turned around and met your eyes? And they broke into a slow, crinkly eyed smile that left you wondering where all the oxygen … Continue reading

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Make up your mind, woman! No, I don’t mean lipstick.

What’s with these ‘I’m happy to be a woman because…‘ forwards? On one hand you go around proclaiming you don’t need a guy to open your ketchup bottles and on the other, you are happy to be a woman because … Continue reading

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Run, honey, run

Once in a while, I talk out loud to myself. Sometimes, when I’m alone at home, I do it in front of the mirror as though I’m talking to another person. I’m not sure if this is because (1) I … Continue reading

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