Category Archives: Oops I did it again

Scratch

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Pickup. NOT.

Are you Medusa? I think I’m hard as stone coz you looked at me.

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Pal Pal

What do you call a set of dentures in a glass of water? A molar solution.

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If/When you are doing a lawyer…

Justice delayed is Justice denied. Justice well served.  

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To arr is Pirate.

To err is human. It is also probably animal, but their mistakes don’t have much bearing on society, so they can get away with it.

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Honey bee and the monk who made me steal a ferrari

30ml rum and 30ml brandy, a bite of Lindt and boy, am I dandy!  

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Diplomatic immunity

Dear Virus, Please try again later. Yours sincerely, Antibodies.

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